- teacher: where is your homework?
- me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
May222012
12AM
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
“is this legal?!”
Now its just like:
(Source: thesausageparty, via awkward-at-best)
12AM
(Source: wehaveshittoavenge, via the-absolute-best-gifs)
12AM
(Source: i-wasmadetoberuled, via thatsqualitystuff)
12AM
- me at night: I'm going to try so hard at school from now on. I'll finish my assignments and study every night because it will make exams so much easier. I'll also spend more time with my family and less time on the internet in my room. I'll eat healthier and exercise regularly. I will be a better person, and give more than i take. I will treat every day like it's my last because you only live once. I will live a greater life.
- me the next morning: fuck that shit
12AM
i know what u are
ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight
say it
a blogger
(Source: rylandblackington, via so-amusing)
12AM
That awkward moment when it’s the end of your speech
And you’re just like, “So… yeah”
(Source: most-awkward-moments, via laugh-here-stay-here)
12AM
(via soooftkitty)
12AM
are you attractive because you are a musician
or are you a musician because you’re attractive
(Source: iancrawfords, via laugh-with-you)
12AM
(Source: ludgateing, via zidoof)
12AM
one time i walked into my kitchen
and there was a cardboard cut out of snoop dogg just standing there
(via zidoof)
12AM
(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via pantsareunwelcome)
May212012
my friends at the club
(Source: redsuspenders, via deviantbastions)
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